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    Military Life

    PCS-proof phrases for military families who have moved again.

    Embrace the Suck. Tee

    Embrace the Suck. Tee

    $32.99
    Hurry Up and Wait. Tee

    Hurry Up and Wait. Tee

    $32.99
    Embrace the Suck. Hoodie

    Embrace the Suck. Hoodie

    Military-life humor for the whole crew.

    $49.99
    Hurry Up and Wait. Hoodie

    Hurry Up and Wait. Hoodie

    Military-life humor for the long haul.

    $49.99

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    Sleep Is a Rumor Mug

    $22.99

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    Embrace the Suck. Mug

    $22.99
    Home Is Where the Army Sends Us Mug

    Home Is Where the Army Sends Us Mug

    $22.99
    Moved Again, Still Thriving Sticker

    Moved Again, Still Thriving Sticker

    $8.99
    Roger That. Also, No. Tee

    Roger That. Also, No. Tee

    $32.99
    Hurry Up and Wait. Then Wait Some More. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Hurry Up and Wait. Then Wait Some More. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Military-life humor for the long haul.

    $31.99
    Hurry Up and Wait. Then Wait Some More. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Hurry Up and Wait. Then Wait Some More. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Military-life humor for the long haul.

    $31.99
    Embrace the Suck. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Embrace the Suck. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Military-life humor for the long haul.

    $31.99
    Embrace the Suck. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Embrace the Suck. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Military-life humor for the long haul.

    $31.99
    Sleep Is a Rumor Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Sleep Is a Rumor Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    $31.99
    Sleep Is a Rumor Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Sleep Is a Rumor Dad Hat — Light Colors

    $31.99
    Packed My Life in Four Hours Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Packed My Life in Four Hours Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    $31.99
    Packed My Life in Four Hours Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Packed My Life in Four Hours Dad Hat — Light Colors

    $31.99