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    First Responders

    Fire, EMS, dispatch, and shift-work humor for the whole crew.

    Dispatch After Dark: The Static Has Vibes Tee

    Dispatch After Dark: The Static Has Vibes Tee

    $32.99
    15 Minutes Early Is On Time Tee

    15 Minutes Early Is On Time Tee

    $32.99

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    The Ambulance Is My Office. Tee

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    I Can’t Hear You Over the Sirens in My Head. Tee

    $32.99

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    Hot Call. Cold Dinner. Tee

    $32.99

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    The Coffee Is Strong. So Is the Crew. Tee

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    Sleep Schedule: Negotiable. Tee

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    Powered by Radio Traffic and Cold Coffee. Tee

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    On Call. Off Script. Tee

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    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Tee

    $32.99
    Station Coffee: Burnt but Loyal Hoodie

    Station Coffee: Burnt but Loyal Hoodie

    $49.99

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    Hot Call. Cold Coffee. Mug

    $22.99
    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Sticker

    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Sticker

    $8.99
    15 Minutes Early Is On Time Sticker

    15 Minutes Early Is On Time Sticker

    A punctuality badge for the people who always plan ahead.

    $8.99
    10-4. Coffee Requested. Sticker

    10-4. Coffee Requested. Sticker

    $8.99
    Roger That. Also, No. Tee

    Roger That. Also, No. Tee

    $32.99
    Hot Call. Cold Dinner. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Hot Call. Cold Dinner. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    First responder humor for the whole crew.

    $31.99
    Hot Call. Cold Dinner. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Hot Call. Cold Dinner. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    First responder humor for the whole crew.

    $31.99
    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Dad Hat — Dark Colors

    Dispatch humor for the whole crew.

    $31.99
    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Dispatch Said It Would Be Quick. Dad Hat — Light Colors

    Dispatch humor for the whole crew.

    $31.99